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Post time 20-1-2020 04:19 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by seribulan at 20-1-2020 03:23 PM

Tak pernah akak terpikir soklan2 ni before. Boring nanti korang cuba2 lah fikir jawabbb...


1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell
hotdogs?
2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

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Post time 20-1-2020 06:10 PM | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
They love dogs?


2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Nope?


3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Right?


4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Shoukd be!


5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

No problem.


6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
X vacuum tubes


7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
Can he run that fast?


8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
We are no monkeys


9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
To his leg?



10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
The same thing


11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
No?


12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
No hair?


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 Author| Post time 21-1-2020 12:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because they don't know how to make one

2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Yes, maybe?

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Left side

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes.

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
No.

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Because A stands for amp?  

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
No

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
Have you ever heard about monkeys trafficking?

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Satu cuff tuh gari tangan suspek, 1 cuff lagi gari kat pole ke mana2 lah.. Pastu suh suspect perform pole dance.


10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
When you only see half of the sun

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? No

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license? Ask the drivers hair color before he lost his hair {:handsome

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Post time 22-1-2020 09:14 AM | Show all posts
Tak pernah akak terpikir soklan2 ni before. Boring nanti korang cuba2 lah fikir jawabbb...


1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
they dont like the shape of hotdogs basically since their ultimate aim is for burgers

2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Yes..of course..they are on our face and are indeed hair..haha..

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
ones that you rest your arms first..first come 1st serve

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes by calling for another ambulance..

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
depends on the ingredients..

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Not sure..ahakz

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
well no..since the ipod will no longer be with him..

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
men evolved from different species of monkey..obviously..haha

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
use your another arm..make it two..

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
when life is getting better..

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
guilty as charged

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
skin colour..

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Post time 22-1-2020 04:39 PM | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
are you sure about that?

2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
hmm...nope?

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
both sides are MINE

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
obviously. daa

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Depends on the vegetarians themselves I guess..

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
hmmm never think about this before...

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
is that jogger even a human?

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
since when we evolved from monkeys anyway

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
you cant so make use of anything around you la

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
cinta dua benua ke ni

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
YES. padan muka dia

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
just write bald la



soalan2 yg membuatkan kita berfikir

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Post time 23-1-2020 12:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Tak minat kot

2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Yes, i think

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
I prefer the left one

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
X sure. If they have enough staff or equipments to help, maybe.

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Tak kot.

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Why should there B?

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
No. The earphones dah tercabut long before


8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
Because man did not evolve from monkeys

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Handcuff his feet kot

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
When you run out of nice things to say to others around you

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Yes. Asal boleh jd modal mengusik budak

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
Not applicable.

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Post time 23-1-2020 12:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Maybe takda demand kot.

2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
I dont think so!

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
I never used any arm rest during movies.

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Exactly yes!

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Their preferences.

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Haha, i dunno! Never my entire life will think about it.

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
Nope!

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
Because the theory is hoax!

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Together with the police staff.

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Noon.

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Nah, i think they’ll do whatever to prevent the nap.

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
My hsbnd is bald, they wont damage yr driver’s license pic!

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Post time 23-1-2020 03:12 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nak jawab question no 2 sajer.

Eyebrows are not hair, period. Don't ever say that again. Sebab tu tutup aurat Tu tutup rambut, ader nampak tutup kening? Hehe save for the jilbab

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Post time 24-1-2020 04:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
You can't add a Mc to a hotdog. Would you ever walk up and say "Hey, I'd like one McDog to go?'

2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
No

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Never use the arm rest

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes, they should

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
They can, but they probably won't. It isn't made of any meat so there is nothing wrong with them although they are shaped like animals.

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
There is a 'B' battery. Can read here
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/05/why-are-there-no-b-batteries/

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
No

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
Humans are not descended from monkeys. This fact alone answer the question.

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Handcuffed him to one of the policeman hand

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Afternoon

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
It depends on individual kid body resistance

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
This is ridiculous.  Bald people has never faces issue of their raw picture taken for use on driving licence

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Post time 26-1-2020 09:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because speciality nya mmg burger
2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

3.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Right

4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Definitely

5. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? No

6. Why are there no 'B' batteries? Nanti confused

7. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?boleh

8. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

9. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Boleh sangkut kat mana2

10. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

11. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? No

12. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?skin color

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