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Post time 18-9-2019 05:08 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung di mana semua rakyatnya amat rajin belaka tidak ada yang malas. Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas.

Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku, katanya, “Patik adalah yang paling malas.” Raja pun bertanya, “Apa tahap malas tuan hamba?” Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut, “Kalau patik hendak makan, ada orang yang suapkan patik.”


Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi lalu berkata, “Patik lebih malas lagi daripada dia tuanku.” Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya, “Sampai mana pulak tahap malas tuan hamba?” Maka jawabnya, “Kalau patik makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan.”


Maka raja pun terdiam seketika. Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki kepadanya sambil berkata,

“Patik adalah yang paling malas tuanku.” Raja pun bertanya, “Bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan kamu si budak?” Budak itu pun menjawab, “Nak cite pun malas.”
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Post time 18-9-2019 06:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Malas tahap gaban budak ni
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Post time 19-3-2021 02:34 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha teruk sangat malasnya ni
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Post time 19-3-2021 02:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Betul2 pemalas hahahahaha
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Post time 19-3-2021 04:02 PM | Show all posts
malas sangat ni hahah
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Tiada yang mampu menandingi kamu wahai budak
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